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March 13

So I spent two weeks stripping

Not that kinda stripping you filthy swines

me stripping now theres a nightmare for ya !

So where was i ... ah yes stripping

Sanding, filling, wallpapering, painting

At my daughters new flat

The last job was to lay the wooden floor

so early start never done it before

mid day i get a phone call off my daughter

'Mum you should see what Rambo has done'

she went on to explain that he had been in the bedroom

got a pillow and ripped it to shreds in the hall

I ask her to clean it up before i get back

She says she can't because i have the hoover at her flat

O.K i say do your best

5 mins later she called me again

'I took a photo of him mum cos it's really funny and he looks so cute

oh and did i tell you it was a feather pillow'

OH NO !

I finished laying the floor at 9.30pm

Stood back looked at it and felt proud

and absolutely knackered

When i arrived home i freaked out

My hall was covered in feathers

I had three choices

Scream.

Kill the dog.

just to give it that slaughter house look

0r hoover

well my vocal cords are still intact

The dog is still alive

And my hoover is spitting feathers.

12:29 AM | Blog it

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	Slapper Bobwrote: Have a most happy Easter Fallen One!! I'm spitting feathers cos my attack bunny keeps going in the (unprotected) front garden. I need a fine young woman that is fit enough to catch him, I fink! Hugs Bob xxxx 6 Apr.
	Neil Oliverwrote: Just popped by to check on the flowers, looks like they need a bit of plant food before their ready to be plucked by unscrupalous neighbours ;) 5 Apr.
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	Slapper Bobwrote: Don't you mean Sambo? I got home last night from the "Smoke Cessation Clinic" to find that I'd loccked B;ack Sambo, my house bunny, in the bathroom. The toilet roll had been shredded and spread about the bathroom like snow, the bathroom rugs had been rumpled and turned over and a square foot or so of wall paper stripped from the wall. I almost hit him, then, at the last moment remembered that it was my fault. The vacuum is semi permamently out of action thro vacuuming the house guinea pigs hay up. Thems the breaks. Thanks for visiting Hugs Bob xxxx 20 Mar.
	Neil Oliverwrote: Had my op 2 weeks ago today, and came out last thursday, the op went well, still abit sore and still recovering, but i'm ok, in the process of changing my isp so not online so much at the moment, will update my space when i get back online, hugz xxx 19 Mar.

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