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05 maggio 5/MayMy daughter phoned yesterday to say she would be in to take delivery of the cooker she'd took the day of work she had been to a BBQ the previous evening and had been up most of the night vomiting she still wanted me to call round because she was worried about being on her own and not feeling well, she can be a bit of a drama queen sometimes if she breaks a false nail she thinks her finger is going to drop off ! Anyhow when i got there she seemed fine i reassured she wasn't going to croak it anytime soon. And she had a lovely set of false nails on really really long i commented on how nice they looked and if that was the reason she had let the dirty dishes stack up to the ceiling. Lol ! So i set to work washing the dishes must have been 3/4 days back log of pots & pans, cleaned the kitchen wiped all the paint work down it looked spot less. Now getting on to the cooker it didn't come with any wires i expected it to have wires on the back that i could just wire up to a thing in the wall so i phoned my soon to be ex-brother in law for advice he's an electrician, he told me not to even attempt it and that he would do it over the weekend. Good man !
Rambo ? he was fine, i got a little upset.  I'm getting soft in my old age lol ! !This morning i . . . I've rambled on too much already, I'll save that for tomorrow Have a fantastic weekend x x x Grrr... spaces!!!
Its playing up tonight
if i visit your space i will try and leave a message if it f*cks me off and won't let me i'll try again tomorrow
04 maggio Blue 2 the left Brown 2 the right Green in the middle ?FFS It took 2 fuc*ing hours to upload a new profile pic
I wouldn't mind but the pic is shite I'm not gonna spend another few hours changing it.
Its late I'm tired. Thank fuck i didn't try upload a new tune!!!
Ooops angry head on lol !
I'm going to visit Rambo in the morning
Oh yes ! as a surrogate erm ...hang on let me think!!
Surrogate dog parent ! I have rights.
Well to be honest 'she' the daughter wants me to be there to take delivery of her new cooker
she cant be there shes at work. She also wants me to connect the cooker.
Do i look like superwoman?
I don't know how to connect an electric cooker!!!
I'll probably blow myself up.
my last will and testament .......
I'VE GOT FU*CK ALL !!!
xxxxx 03 maggio Mailman RetiresMailman Retires It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!" 25 aprile plansAfter a long weekend . . . . i don't think it was any longer then any other weekend ,
i just seems that way probably due to the excessive intake of alcohol no particular reason just i was feeling a bit pi**ed off so yeah that's a good enough reason Friday, Saturday & Sunday all a bit of a blur really. Monday ahhh now i know why no one likes Mondays mega depressing hangover ! All those never again thoughts banging round my pickled brain cells and the evil voice whispering ' Hair of the dog'.
Talking of dogs you met Rambo the Rottweiler , he's my daughters dog he's lived here since he was 3 months old she moved to London with the boyfriend bought the puppy decided to move back home with boyfriend and puppy and of course me being mum had the responsibility of feeding, training & exercise (the puppy not the boyfriend lol ) not to mention the cost of having to replace hall, landing & stairs carpet, re-plastering & decorating the walls he's chewed . Anyhow daughter & boyfriend split up, daughter gets own place, she decides i should keep the dog cause she's out at work and doesn't want her newly furnished/decorated flat messed up. OK. 3 weeks later back with boyfriend & wants the dog back. fine. week later ' take the dog back i cant cope ' yep OK. He didn't settle there and to be honest i think he missed me or my carpets ! meet with her Sunday at Corn Exchange for drinks ..blur ! ! !.. Monday invites me to hers to plumb the washer in and tells me she and boyfriend have been discussing the dog 'oh yeah' . . . cut a long story short they want him back ! (erm. . four weeks ago ' take the dog back' ). . . not today oh no ! In seven days, when the central heating has been fitted. Oh right just I'm a little attached to him now despite the fact he's eaten half my house. I got him to sit, give a paw, stay out the kitchen when I'm cooking, sit and stay at the road. OK yeah I'm upset it's not fair on the dog. she's got no carpets for him to chew ! ! ! The Wasp is still in residence ! ! I need to tackle it soon it attacked me this morning i surrendered my toothpaste and did a runner
But i have plans tomorrow i'm sending the swat team in.
Its days are numbered i want my bathroom back !
x x x
15 aprile Sting in The Tail
I have an intruder in my house in the form of a wasp First pic :she had nipped out.
she's back home:
I took these yesterday it all looks very different today its got bigger.
I shall risk life and limb and get some more pics tomorrow just for you . . . have you tried balancing on the bath camera in hand irate wasp . . .
ummm thought not
x x x
oh and . . J & foxy tried leaving comment today but said server down will try again tomorrow .
oh sod it . . .
J sounds like you had a smashing day yesterday
but you gotta ask yourself was it worth the pain today ??
Hell Yeah Damn Right It Was !!
Foxy Fantastic space mwahh x 11 aprile MySpace Fame for PeterFor the past few months I've been browsing YouTube
I stumbled across a gentleman called Peter otherwise known as "geriatric 1927"
His video blogs are popular with both young and old
He was featured on the BBC news for being an elderly YouTuber (79)
just watched his latest video blog and guess what!
The BBC have only gone and put a whole bunch of lovely geriatrics (Peter included) together
and formed a band "The Zimmers"
The first single 'my Generation' due for release on 14th May
The video is fantastic they bloody rock they do
Watch out Mick Jagger !
Here come 'The Zimmers'
Bet Peter never in his wildest dreams thought he'd be a rock star at the age of 80
Good on him and all who took part in the production
Watch the video here:
Peters Youtube V.Blogs here:
Buy the single lets get these guys to no 1
they deserve it !
And when they smash the place up at the end . . . . . .
CLASS.
x x x
13 marzo Spitting Feathers So I spent two weeks stripping
Not that kinda stripping you filthy swines
me stripping now theres a nightmare for ya !
So where was i ... ah yes stripping
Sanding, filling, wallpapering, painting
At my daughters new flat
The last job was to lay the wooden floor
so early start never done it before
mid day i get a phone call off my daughter
'Mum you should see what Rambo has done'
she went on to explain that he had been in the bedroom
got a pillow and ripped it to shreds in the hall
I ask her to clean it up before i get back
She says she can't because i have the hoover at her flat
O.K i say do your best
5 mins later she called me again
'I took a photo of him mum cos it's really funny and he looks so cute
oh and did i tell you it was a feather pillow'
OH NO !
I finished laying the floor at 9.30pm
Stood back looked at it and felt proud
and absolutely knackered
When i arrived home i freaked out
My hall was covered in feathers
I had three choices
Scream.
Kill the dog.
just to give it that slaughter house look
0r hoover
well my vocal cords are still intact
The dog is still alive
And my hoover is spitting feathers.
08 marzo In Memory Of MarcAfter a terrible start to the month i was hit with another blow on Monday.
On the 1st/March my daughters friend was killed
He was walking back to his barracks when he was hit by a lorry
He was 20 years old
The funeral is tomorrow Friday/9th March
R.I.P Aaron
On Monday March 5th
My sons friend Marc died he was 30 years old
They had been friends since starting high school
I have many happy memories of Marc
Watching him grow into a fine young man
And his joy when his son was born 'Jack Vincent'
named after his best friend my son Vincent.
Vincent is flying home from Australia at the weekend
to attend Marc's funeral on Tuesday 13 March.
I am shocked and saddened by his death
He was a lovely young man
He will be remembered with love
R.I.P. Marc ( Al )
Missing You x
Jack Vincent with his daddy Marc
Gav & Marc
17 dicembre Rambo ( update )As promised more pic's of Rambo
6 Weeks old ... 5 Months old ....
AS its late in the evening or should i say early morning I'll add some script tomorrow cos I'm off to bed Night all x 29 novembre RamboHere he is
Meet Rambo the Rottweiler
Isn't he cute
He was only 8 weeks old in this photo
He's grown a lot
He is now up to my knees
I'll upload more pics later
Bye x
Rambo seems to like my potpourri !
It's Winter ! I'm Back .Hey Up
Long time no blog
update on whats been happening
My Son came home ( from Australia )
my daughter left home moved to London ( me gutted my baby gone )
Two weeks here my son went back to Australia ( me gutted again )
Two and a half months my daughter comes back home
with boyfriend and puppy ( me happy )
puppy isn't house trained ( yes me gutted )
spent time chasing him round with the mop & bucket
Hey he's so cute but his shit stinks ! ( hmm dettol i love you !)
He's a Rottweiler ( don't know how its spelt ) called Rambo
daughter left home yet again moved in with her friend ( in Preston thank you . . lord ! )
my other daughter is pregnant ( happy me )
A baby brother or sister for Ellie
And my son is getting married !
Its all go down at the farm !
I think i blogged about Vincent's visit last year
Vin & Emma came home he took her to Prague and proposed to her (she accepted of course )
Now they have set the date January 2008
seems a long way off but it gives us all time time to save up
cost a fortune to go to Australia
Well its getting late now so I'm off
Tomorrow or very soon i will upload photos of Rambo
And fill you in on the wedding details ( prepare to be bored to death )
Oh and yeah i haven't fallen off my bike so that's a good thing lol
Take care x
08 luglio I rode my bicycle past your window last nightIts been time since i blogged .....
So whats been happening.....
Well in between The England squad getting their arses kicked and Big Brother giving free board and lodgings to attention seeking big breasted porno queens and the rest of the housemates I've been learning to ride a bike...... go on laugh if you must but its a fact me and bikes don't get on. In the past i tried but every time i cocked my leg over i fell off got back on and fell off again being fair to myself most of these times i was intoxicated . anyway... the first England match I'm down the pub meet some of my sons friends, at last orders they are off to another pub
I say can i come they say yeah but we are on the bikes i say no prob I'll have a backy Digger (Dave) refused to take me Jay offered to take me on his so off we go . I was well impressed with Jays fitness up hill with me on the back near the top my ass was slipping off the seat i shouted for him to stop he stopped and i fell off, like a true trouper i got back on then it was down hill he told me to hang on cause we would be picking up speed i thought shit if i fall off now Dave following behind will run over my head i clung to Jay like a limpet it was a great feeling going down hill at speed, got to the pub in one piece went on to a party got home around 4.30am went to bed got up sore ass massive bruise from falling off the bike That was Sunday morning ,..... Monday went to Broadgate cycles bought a mountain bike and now I'm hooked i love it haven't been up any mountains yet and i only hit the concrete one time no real damage done was more concerned about my bike. OK enough bike talk the best thing that has happened to me was yesterday a phone call it was my son Vinny from Australia ..only he wasn't in Australia he was in Manchester he had just got off a 24 hour flight and was having a beer with his mates they met him at the airport went for a beer then they were going to Germany to watch the..... erm you know final ! (bugger!!!) i wont get to see him till a week on Saturday cause they are going to Prague and then to Holland to see Jay (he works in Holland)
Iam so fucking happy (can i say that ?) i cant wait to see him .
24 maggio Its Wellie TimeI Recently put a link on here to a web cam
'Dorset Countryside Cam'
but now it seems the cam is off line and has been for a couple of days
hopefully this cam will be up and running again soon.
All i can suggest is keep trying !
It is a outdoor cam so maybe it is off line due to the weather,
Lovely weather for ducks !! It is worth checking it out,
The last time i viewed the cam i saw a squirrel and a Great Spotted Woodpecker feeding and various other birds.
The Nestbox Cam
is active The eggs have hatched
great view of the Blue Tit feeding her young
Due to the amount of rainfall in the past couple of days i now have a pond on my driveway
I'm thinking of stocking it with carp and charging day tickets to fish it !
A Wet Drought ?? I' m looking forward to a Dry Flood !!!!
Take Care all you spacers
Have Puddles of Fun
x
my garden in the rain
Frog
Fern & Hawthorn
17 maggio Vote12 maggio Hot dog !A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage." The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you." Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. Dad asked, "Where is Susie?" The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home." 30 aprile RantingWho on earth wakes someone up to ask if its raining ?
my husband that's who
Around 3.30 am i got a nudge "Is it raining ?"
And stupid here got out of bed looked through the window yes its raining
got back into bed just getting back to sleep and the phone rings 4.15 am aarrgghh
Its my daughter can i stay up as shes coming home and she hasn't got her key
yes i can stay up why not - not doing much else just trying to get some sleep
sleep who needs it ?
Me!! after 3 days of unpaid hard labour
yes hard labour and if that sounds like one of those American correction penitentiary's ( you know the ones you see on T.V where the bad guys go and they have to crack rocks all day) well it felt like i had been there. 3 days weeding digging forking lugging rocks around and i made a crazy paving patio *gives self pat on the back*
should all be finished in a couple of days .
Left the washing out over night it wasn't forecast rain
damn the BBC weather girl !!
Sun Boy does a better job !
The daughter has gone for a pub lunch I haven't seen the husband today he left the house at 6am for a fishing match Guess where his pole is going when he gets home YES right up his jacksy
There that's my little rant over with i feel so much better
Please sign the guest book Pretty please Thankyou 26 aprile What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
***You Are Cherry Garcia Ice Cream***
AND My Porn Star Name Is .....
Tight Cherry
***Your Porn Star Name Is...*** Tight Cherry http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/ Strange coincidence !
What Color Red Are You?
***You Are Apple Red*** You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun. And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial. Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well. However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorredareyouquiz/ A bit disappointing I was expecting Cherry Red !!
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