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Mailman Retires

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

 When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!

 When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said;

"Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"

I have an intruder in my house in the form of a wasp
It or she, as i now know it to be after a search on the Internet , has decided to build a nest on my bathroom ceiling  she could have built it in the shed that dark & gloomy place i visit once or twice a year but no she sneaked in through my window and made herself at home in my bathroom i have been observing her for a couple of days, i know i should remove the nest but it is fascinating to see a work of art in progress. Before my squatter arrived i knew little  about the wasp apart from its sting , so what do i know now ? Well she makes her nest out of wood mixed with saliva the nest is sort of like a paper texture and apparently could house up to thousands of wasps. I don't have the heart to destroy her hard work so i shall observe for now.

First pic :she had nipped out.

she's back home: